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HELP!A Bear is Eating Me! Trapped In A Remote Alaskan Forest, Pinned Under His Own SUV, Gnawed Upon By Nature S Finest Predators, Marv Pushkin Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire Subscriber Waits Impatiently For An Ambulance And Explains In Detail The Many Reasons Why This Unfolding Tragedy Is Everyone S Fault But His Own.


10 thoughts on “HELP!A Bear is Eating Me!

  1. says:

    absolutely lets be honest, this is a book you buy for the cover, initially but behold its actually well written this is the most unsympathetic character ive read since dostoevskys the adolescent, but its a hoot, and i didnt want to throw the book even once, which i did with the adolescent thats a lot of commas to just say yes read this book this is a p.s a customer asked me for a recommendation for someone who liked camus and chuck palahniuk this is perfectly centered between the absolutely lets b...


  2. says:

    I read this on the way to the airport and then I readof it at the airport and then I finished it on the airplane When I have to deal with the TSA, airline personnel and large numbers of my fellow humans, I often experience deeply felt misanthropy Reading this book complicated that You see, the narrator of the book is a smug, entitled, dumb, greedy yuppie douche bag who s deeply irritated by the extent to which this getting trapped under an SUV and eaten by a bear thing has fucked up his I read this on the way to the airport and then I readof it at the airport and then I finished it on the airplane When I have to deal with the TSA, airline personnel and large numbers of my fellow humans, I often experience deeply felt misanthropy Reading this book complicated that You see, the narrator of the book is a smug, entitled, dumb, greedy yuppie douche bag who s deeply irritated by the extent to which this getting trapped under an SUV and eaten by a bear thing has fucked up his opportunity to boink his mistress and murder his wife this week Generally, I feel I am in a very good position to mock and belittle such people, and why not They make loadsmoney than I do, and don t get eaten by bears nearly as one would hope.But as I m bare...


  3. says:

    For years thousands of them actually great thinkers have pondered the question, if a total asshole is trapped under something heavy and their legs are being eaten by a bear is that ok, or should we feel sorry for them Plato in the original manuscripts for his allegory of the cave dealt with his exact problem when the know it all shit who had gone out in to the real world came back and got himself trapped under a boulder and a bear started to eat his legs Plato said it was the danger of leavi For years thousands of them actually great thinkers have pondered the question, if a total asshole is trapped under something heavy and their legs are being eaten by a bear is that ok, or should we feel sorry for them Plato in the original manuscripts for his allegory of the cave dealt with his exact problem when the know it all shit who had gone out in to the real world came back and got himself trapped under a boulder and a bear started to eat his legs Plato said it was the danger of leaving the cave, and sugg...


  4. says:

    Conflict of interest warning I ate the author of this book.


  5. says:

    While corporate sleazeball Marv Pushkin is on a bear killing team building trip in Alaska, he becomes trapped under his Range Rover and a bear begins eating him Hilarity ensues.HELP A Bear is Eating Me reads like Jim Thompson s The Killer Inside Me if it were written by Christopher Moore and Lou Ford was an ad agency executive rather than a small town sheriff Making the reader care about a douchebag of Pushkin s caliber is a rough job but Mykle Hansen accom...


  6. says:

    Never before has a book doneto discredit the notion that protagonists should be likable Marv Pushkin is probably about as irredeemable as characters come, and yet You can t help but feel a little sorry for the guy Not because he s in the process of dying a slow, gruesome death, but because, over the cou...


  7. says:

    I liked Help A Bear is eating me a lot I loved that Marv had the same two devils on his polar bear same shoulders both with enormous chips on them He s an asshole in the best way he could ve been He s the kind of asshole that anyone with sense would know to stay far, far away from like Scarlett O hara Like he admits himself, his climb to the top was made easier by smiling faces waiting to get stepped...


  8. says:

    I have a longstanding marital bias in favor of bears What started out as affectionate joshing that my outwardly imposing and initially intimidating husband is really just a big teddy bear which I m sure is exactly the kind of private commentary he wants me spreading around the internets has, over the years, spiraled out of control to the extent that swapping bear for any even remotely similar sounds e.g bearriage, libeary, husbearnd, et cetera ad nauseam is the overriding hallmark I have a longstanding marital bias in favor of bears What started out as affectionate joshing that my outwardly imposing and initially intimidating husband is really just a big teddy bear which I m sure is exactly the kind of private commentary he wants me spreading around the internets has, over the years, spiraled out of control to the extent that swapping bear for any even remotely similar sounds e.g bearriage, libeary, husbearnd, et cetera ad nauseam is the overriding hallmark of our spousal language So I have a certain fondness for all things ursine, which made me initially wonder how objectively I could read about some self entitled scumbag raging against a bear wh...


  9. says:

    As a survivor of a horrific bear attack myself, I can vouch for this book s authenticity in its description such a life changing disaster First of all, manners, such as not playing with your food, don t appear to be too highly stressed within the bear community In fact, they love to play with their food It starts, innocently enough, with a little swat to the ass here, a little nibble on the arm there, but before long, their food play gets increasingly complex, creative and, dare I say, excruc As a survivor of a horrific bear attack myself, I can vouch for this book s authenticity in its description such a life changing disaster First of all, manners, such as not playing with your food, don t appear to be too highly stressed within the bear community In fact, they love to play with their food It starts, innocently enough, with a little swat to the ass here, a little nibble on the arm there, but before long, their food play gets increasingly complex, creative and, dare I say, excruciating During my own ordeal, I was repeatedly punched in the face by a male kodiak I can only surmise that he had caught the scent of my wildberry lifesavers and was merely trying to crack open my skull to get at all the wonderful berries that surely resided within Failing in that, He then tossed my body prostrate onto the grass and took to steamrolling me He d roll over me foot to head, then head to foot, then back again Tirin...


  10. says:

    Normally I m not beguiled by first person narratives, especially when the voice is that of an obnoxious boorish narcissist Mykle Hansen s HELP A Bear is Eating Me is an honorable exception Despite having a protagonist of unparalleled loathsomeness, unblemished by even a hint of concern for others or a scintilla of self awareness, this book charmed the pants off me The title is sheer genius, and completely accurate As the story opens, its truly despicable antihero, Marv Pushkin lies pinne Normally I m not beguiled by first person narratives, especially when the voice is that of an obnoxious boorish narcissist Mykle Hansen s HELP A Bear is Eating Me is an honorable exception Despite having a protagonist of unparalleled loathsomeness, unblemished by even a hint of concern for others or a scintilla of self awareness, this book charmed the pants off me The title is sheer genius, and completely accurate As the story opens, its truly despicable antihero, Marv Pushkin lies pinned under his all terrain vehicle somewhere off road in Alaska The rest of the 120 page story is structured as an ongoing mono...