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Haunted Haunted Is A Novel Made Up Of Stories Twenty Three Of The Most Horrifying, Hilarious, Mind Blowing, Stomach Churning Tales You Ll Ever Encounter.The Stories Are Told By People Who Have All Answered An Ad Headlined Artists Retreat Abandon Your Life For Three Months They Are Led To Believe That Here They Will Leave Behind All The Distractions Of Real Life That Are Keeping Them From Creating The Masterpiece That Is In Them But Here Turns Out To Be A Cavernous And Ornate Old Theater Where They Are Utterly Isolated From The Outside World And Where Heat And Power And, Most Importantly, Food Are In Increasingly Short Supply And The Desperate The Circumstances Become, The Desperate The Stories They Tell And The Devious Their Machinations To Make Themselves The Hero Of The Inevitable Play Movie Non Fiction Blockbuster That Will Certainly Be Made From Their Plight.


10 thoughts on “Haunted

  1. says:

    I m only on p 75 of this thing and I m about to hurl it at the wall What is it supposed to beDoes this guy really think these lame parodies are funny This is from the section called Slumming , which is about rich people, a couple of whom are pretending to be poor Inky always said being absent is the new being present p 69 Poverty, Inky says, is the new wealth p71 Social divers, Inky says, are the new social climbers p71 Nobodies are the new celebrity p72 Public is the new I m only on p 75 of this thing and I m about to hurl it at the wall What is it supposed to beDoes this guy really think these lame parodies are funny This is from the section called Slumming , which is about rich people, a couple of whom are pretending to be poor Inky always s...


  2. says:

    Apparently working in a vet clinic for the better part of 5 years is precisely the recipe required to inure one to the effects of Palahniuk s writing.You ll see tons of OMG SO GWOSS reviews here, but this ain t one of em I was entertained All the blood and guts and bodily fluids in the world don t really gross me out What really sickens me is people.And that s what Palahniuk does best he writes about the dark sides of people and how precious little it takes to make those sides surface Apparently working in a vet clinic for the better part of 5 years is precisely the recipe required to inure one to the effects of Palahniuk s writing.You ll see tons of OMG SO GWOSS reviews here, but this ain t one of em I was entertained All the blood and guts and bodily fluids in the world don t really gross me out What really sickens me is people.And that s what Palahniuk does best he writes about the dark sides of people and how precious little it takes to make those sides surface I enjoyed turning the pages as each character tells his or her tale of how they had sunk so low Evenfascinating was how each cha...


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    This book is vile It is disgusting No matter how much you can take, you will squirm and say Oh My GOD out loud on the bus or plane or couch or wherever it is you read It is a nasty book But Haunted is so muchthan that and so worth reading Haunted is set in a drab old theater, past it s prime, boarded up, invisible, and impenetrable to the outside world Inside the theater are 23 characters 23 people with names like the Earl of Slander and Agent Tattletale Each character is introd This book is vile It is disgusting No matter how much you can take, you will squirm ...


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    This is honestly the worst book I have ever read I finished it, only because of my amazement at how bad it was and how it never deviated from that.I was intrigued by the premise a group of writers volunteer to go on a retreat to write their masterpiece The book has a chapter of plot, followed by either a poem or short story from one of the participants Sounds cool The book falls apart immediately All of the stories poems are obviously written by the same person They share themes, style, an This is honestly the worst book I have ever read I finished it, only because of my amazement at how bad it was and how it never deviated from that.I was intrigued by the premise a group of writers volunteer to go on a retreat to write their masterpiece The book has a chapter of plot, followed by ...


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    WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD.Instead of reviewing the entire novel, I will just be focusing on my personal favourite chapter Guts.To date, there have been 53 known occurrences of audience members fainting during readings of Guts This doesn t surprise me at all, knowing the repulsive content of the story Guts is your mother, father, preacher and teacher shaking that disapproving finger at self pleasure Needless to say, this short story will have you thinking twice about creeping that wondering WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD.Instead of reviewing the entire novel, I will just be focusing on my personal favourite chapter Guts.To date, there have been 53 known occurrences of audience members fainting during readings of Guts This doesn t surprise me at all, knowing the repulsive content of the story Guts is your mother, father, preacher and teacher shaking that disapproving finger at self pleasure Needless to say, this short story will have you thinking twice about creeping that wondering hand down your pants at night The narrator Saint Gut Free who s alias is explained at the end of the chapter a specifically terrifying masturbation escapade While finding satisfaction in his family pool by sti...


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    This book is incredibly uneven, that s its downfall There are some really good moments, some really bad moments, and one or two truly brillant ones Looking at it as what it essentially is a collection of short stories, it s really no better or worse than any other short story collection, and actually should get extra points for its brazen audacity The unifying material that links all of the stories together is terribly weak, and is what ultimately sinks the book.The first story Guts is the This book is incredibly uneven, that s its downfall There are some really good moments, some really bad moments, and one or two truly brillant ones Looking at it as what it essentially is a collection of short stories, it s really no better or worse than any other short story collection, and actually should get extra points for its brazen audacity The unifying material that links all of the stories together is terribly weak, and is what ultimately sinks the book.The first story Guts is the best Not because it s so incredibly gross and it truly is but because it is unblinking in its logic It creates an outrageous yet believable scenerio and follows inexorably to its horrifying conclusion It s the one story that really stuck with me on a vi...


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    Warning The cover of this edition glows in the dark Do not place on your bed stand unless you want to have a heart attack I speak from experience.There are 21 short stories in Haunted Some of them are amazing such as the notorious Guts Others are so so A couple of them are just boring All of them are written to shock yet the brevity of the tales keeps both writer and reader focused If this was a short story collection, I would rate it a strong three stars.Unfortunately it is not Palah Warning The cover of this edition glows in the dark Do not place on your bed stand unless you want to have a heart attack I speak from experience.There are 21 short stories in Haunted Some of them are amazing such as the notorious Guts Others are so so A couple of them are just boring All of them are written to shock yet the brevity of the tales keeps both writer and reader focused If this was a short story collection, I would rate it a strong three stars.Unfortunately it is not Palahniuk has fashioned this book into a novel One clearly modeled after The Tales of The Decameron except as written by a 21th century Marquis De Sade The 19 protagonists are revealed from the beginning as vicious and stupid and we are never given a reason to care about them Page after page they make insane and idiotic decisions that have no basis in any logic or reality and no purpose but to shock Some may say that is the point, the author has created a biza...


  8. says:

    This book fucked me up King was the first writer to scare the shit out of me.Robert Heinlein was the first to make me gaze at the stars.Terry Goodkind and JRR Tolkien were the first to make me love fantasy.Dan Millman was the first to make me want to be a better person.JK Rowling was the first to make me actually pay attention to YA fiction..and now Palahniuk he s the first writer that made me dizzy, lightheaded and sweaty to a near faintjust with 9 pages Guts.Holy Damnthis book This book fucked me up King was the first writer to scare the shit out of me.Robert Heinlein was the first to make me gaze at the stars.Terry Goodkind and JRR Tolkien were the first to make me love fantasy.Dan Millman was the first to make me want to be a better person.JK Rowling was the first to make me actually pay attention to YA fiction..and now Palahniuk he s th...


  9. says:

    This is chuck s worst work It pains me to say that, but its just true a group of would be writers on a writer s retreat each is given the chance to tell a story The stories are all basically gross for the sake of being gross with little to no redeeming value One infamous story involving a pool was so hard to get through I had to take 3 breaks Its so descriptive and disgusting I had to take a breather for fear of vomiting i am not alone in this, he read this particular story at signings and This is chuck s worst work It pains me to ...


  10. says:

    People who are just trying to be gross can t help but be entertaining, no matter how see thru their intent You can t ignore the little boy who s trying to wipe his boogers on you, and when his parents have finally collared him, with anger and gag relex fully suppressed you have to admit the whole thing was actually pretty funny Chuck Paloonyhoonyhookiak is ju...


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